絕對告示!
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' H4 R- J. s: x. i7 g^Beware! Drunken people crossing
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^Caution! Banana slug crossing3 T: P4 e, g! h% q0 v/ s
-小心!有香蕉鼻涕蟲經過
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^Dangerous gases
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^Watch children
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4 X- `% L1 q* P( b$ }2 H" p- B1 ~^Caution water on road during rain
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6 q; O1 G$ t. I# W' b: b^Slow down or die!8 G( u( e# c b0 n2 J" H& `5 E; G
-減速,否則就要死!3 L; ^0 }( A( f( r9 k p
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^Watch for ice3 m% [; w& h- b' ~) O8 N
-注意冰塊
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^Just kidding
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-向右
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^Keep right
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^Our hardware runs better without windows
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; h* |/ `$ l$ G2 k, K^Speed limit 50; Your speed 167 (police)
* L+ ~; N( E5 H' |-速度限制:50km/h; 你的速度:167km/h (警察 啟)
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5 J2 [) Y# N( K ]8 e-在洗手盤如廁時不要坐,請站著
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* ]0 |/ Y+ O' e l' W-(注意!) 前面96km (96000m) 有駱駝、(不知名)、袋鼠# |+ w' X, G- O- y, T2 C+ v
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-那不是雞來的
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( O @% a- }' j* E9 K4 J^Bow wow ruff woof woof ruff (No dogs allowed in park or playgounds)
+ ]; [3 W( o4 t. B2 |-汪汪汪汪汪汪! 翻譯:(狗隻不得進出公園和遊樂場) |